I have to say that the queue in the mini-mart was my best experience. It was then that I realised what P2 was all about. I was at the back of the queue, with about five others in front of me - all of them really taking their time - when all I wanted was a carton of milk. When suddenly, I thought "fuck this. I have a shotgun, time to disperse this crowd." I opened fire on the annoying folks in front of me, causing a shootout between me and the guy behind the counter. After observing the aftermath of my carnage, I then proceeded upstairs to find a hidden group of potential terrorists who I poured petrol over and chased around, whilst flicking matches at them.
Fantastic!
I have to say that the Postal dude's one-liners were ace too. "Bet you thought you weren't gonna die today. Surprise!!!"
Well done RWS, I'm looking forward to P3 and P:The Movie. Ignore the cretins that are slating it because of Herr Boll, they simply don't get the humour.