Postal Contest!

**_skitzo_** · 03/04/07, 15:42

With the tenth anniversary of Postal, we here at ConsoleTECH are celebrating!
We have decided to host a contest on our forums and the winner will be hand picked by Vince Desi and Mike J!

Rules are as followed :
1) You must be a registered member to the ConsoleTECH Forums
You can register here for free.

2) We will have a contest thread in which to post the most memorable moment you had with Postal; write whatever you want! (Please note that you may only enter once!)

That's it! It's really that simple, give us your moment! You may be picked by Vince Desi and Mike J! We will be announcing prizes shortly!

**mrbofh** · 06/04/07, 13:27

My best moment with postal, has to be when i played it the first time, and after that i dressed up like the P Dude on a masquerade party.. And guess what.. I got laid xD.. THATS one hell of a moment xD

**oldengineer** · 09/04/07, 19:32

The 'one liners' were my favourite bits of the game, having the character basically smile and laugh at his victims, whilst they begged for mercy always got my attention.

...Importantly it spawned the likes of Half-Life, Blood 2 and indeed Postal 2 to carry on the witty genre of 'one liner' comments whilst causing carnage in a 'user-friendly', 'politically correct' manner....NOT!!!! lolololol

Keep up the good work RWS, here's looking forward to Postal 3

Addzi · 09/04/07, 23:04

I have to say that the queue in the mini-mart was my best experience. It was then that I realised what P2 was all about. I was at the back of the queue, with about five others in front of me - all of them really taking their time - when all I wanted was a carton of milk. When suddenly, I thought "fuck this. I have a shotgun, time to disperse this crowd." I opened fire on the annoying folks in front of me, causing a shootout between me and the guy behind the counter. After observing the aftermath of my carnage, I then proceeded upstairs to find a hidden group of potential terrorists who I poured petrol over and chased around, whilst flicking matches at them.

Fantastic!

I have to say that the Postal dude's one-liners were ace too. "Bet you thought you weren't gonna die today. Surprise!!!"

Well done RWS, I'm looking forward to P3 and P:The Movie. Ignore the cretins that are slating it because of Herr Boll, they simply don't get the humour.

**Qkiller** · 10/04/07, 00:27

My best experiance was i,s walking throw the village and take a m16 and using a cat as silencer going to the fire in the hole gaybar loading my m16 and killing them all then i put them on fire and urinate them then killing the bartender.

Good job RWS cant wait for P3 and postal the movie keep it up

**constantwip** · 10/04/07, 05:58

My best moment in Postal had to be playing Postal 2, in the mall, fighting Krotchy with a machinegun with unlimited ammo, and the cheats to shoot bouncing cats on. It crashed my computer. I did it again anyway.

**Duck-and-Cover** · 10/04/07, 08:36

Ahhh, my best moment- and quite a moment it was. It was five o'clock in the morning, and I just finished studying for an exam. The morning dew gleamed slightly on the cars outside my window, as the gray sky became a shade lighter. I was half out of my wits with stress and sleep deprivation. I thought to myself, “why do I bother? Where am I going? Is life a show playing before my eyes in some otherworldly manner?” So I downloaded, on instinct, a demo of Postal 2, and played it for the first time. By God, I had never felt such a relief of stress. From the moment I picked up the shovel in the outhouse next to Postal Dude’s trailer, I absolutely felt the weariness melt away. I ordered the game the very next day, and the thrill never wore off. The Postal series is an absolutely perfect line of games. From the first Postal and special delivery, to Postal 2 and Apocalypse Weekend, the series had brought me pure satisfaction. Everything is done right- the style, the humor, the gameplay, the voice acting- everything. It’s a timeless game series for me.

**_skitzo_** · 10/04/07, 16:48

Looking great guys!! lets keep em coming! Tons of RWS swap, and collectables to give away!

**Cheater87** · 10/04/07, 19:27

My favorite moment was on Tuesday when the marching band came I put the slow motion cheat on, put around anthrax filled cow heads and proximity grenades around them. I also did a fire wall in front and in back of them. I lit them and watched them freak out and run into the anthrax and grenades. Explosions and flying vomiting dead, burning bodies everywhere. I them pissed on their corpses and decapitated them all with the shovel.